10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Welcome to kicker school
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.