10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo