10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.