10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.