10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Fish don't eat Nutz!