10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak