10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.