10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event