10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- It's Free To Fold...
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth