10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Fold and live to fold again
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"