10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer