10 Random Poker Quotes

women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
It's Free To Fold...
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
Why not, when some because there are three.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright