10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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