10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers