10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.