10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.