10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.