10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe