10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez