10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson