10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon