10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.