10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-