10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?