10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders