10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword