10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!