10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is for loners.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...