10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow