10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.