10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson