10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim