10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm