10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
if u play for the thrill u are ill
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.