10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim