10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm