10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?