10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus