10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.