10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus