10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)