10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.