10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.