10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)