10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS