10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.