10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow