10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright