10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fold and live to fold again
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)