10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.